hiimmiv:

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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calibornsbottomhoohoo:

what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone is going to go see shakespeares newest play

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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